Jerks.

While opening my email today, I ran into this article titled "Why Do Girls Go For Jerks?" Which obviously got my attention, because I only date jerks.
Some bits and pieces from the article:
"The other day my friend confided in me: She was not into a guy who was pursuing her because he was too nice. I was surprised when I heard my own advice to her:
You aren't ready for a nice guy yet. You need to get all the jerks out of your system."
So then, does this mean I still have a long way to go?
Oh no!

The article continues to something that caught my attention:
"Jerky guys seem to have some kind of sixth sense. They know how to disappear and re-appear at just the right time. They know when a girl is just about to give up on them, so they send an email or a text. They know how to be vague, give false hope, and keep a girl's interest perfectly. Unlike the kid in The Sixth Sense, they don't see dead people. They would say instead, 'I see vulnerable people.' "
So does this mean I send out a "I'm vulnerable girl" vibe?
Damn it.